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	She's an Original   She chews two flavors of gum at one time She won't use quarters, just nickels and dimes She won't wear mittens except when it's warm Gets dressed like a duchess, strips like a storm And I never know what to expect Some people call her unusual Some people call her unique Some people call her too difficult Some people call her a freak I could have women a little more typical They all do nothing for me She's an original She eats her breakfast at 6:53 Each month she turns her bed 90 degrees She changes her hair when she changes her mood She won't put out garbage; she thinks that it's rude And I never know what she'll do next Some people call her unusual Some people call her unique Some people call her too difficult Some people call her a freak I could have women a little more typical They all do nothing for me She's an original She's like the wind She whirls and she spins But wherever she blows Thats where I'll go Some people call her unusual Some people call her unique Some people call her too difficult Some people call her a freak I could have women a little more typical They all do nothing for me She's an original Copyright Jeffrey L. Stillman